Friday, August 07, 2009

Oprah being sued $1.2 trillion

Word of caution: the source is the National Enquirer.

I'm sure the suit will be dismissed because it sounds completely crazy. It was filed by a poet who claimed Oprah sold 650 million copies of one of his unfinished poems for $20 a pop.

Dude, all poems ever written haven't sold that many copies, and nobody would buy a poem for $20. Not even an Oprah fan.