Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Limbaugh bids to buy St. Louis Rams

From this morning's Radio Ink...

Premiere Radio Networks syndicated talk host Rush Limbaugh is partnering with St. Louis Blues owner Dave Checketts on a bid for the NFL St. Louis Rams. AP quotes a statement from Limbaugh confirming the bid, and saying he and Checketts are "continuing the process." Limbaugh is a Missouri native and known to be an enthusiastic sports fan.

What can the Rams expect if Limbaugh buys the team?

*No black quarterbacks ever.

*No left side of the offensive or defensive line (because they are always at fault).

*A mysterious increase in Oxycontin for treating "medical conditions."

*A renewed focus on being offensive.

*Every opponent playing the tape of Rush saying "This is Barack Obama's America. White kids get beat up, while black kids say 'right on, right on, right on.'"