Premiere Radio Networks syndicated talk host Rush Limbaugh is partnering with St. Louis Blues owner Dave Checketts on a bid for the NFL St. Louis Rams. AP quotes a statement from Limbaugh confirming the bid, and saying he and Checketts are "continuing the process." Limbaugh is a Missouri native and known to be an enthusiastic sports fan. What can the Rams expect if Limbaugh buys the team?
*No black quarterbacks ever.
*No left side of the offensive or defensive line (because they are always at fault).
*A mysterious increase in Oxycontin for treating "medical conditions."
*A renewed focus on being offensive.
*Every opponent playing the tape of Rush saying "This is Barack Obama's America. White kids get beat up, while black kids say 'right on, right on, right on.'"