From this morning's Bloomberg..."Electronic Arts Inc. said it will keep Tiger Woods in the title of its planned online golf game, maintaining support for the world’s top player after other companies dropped him as a pitchman.
“Regardless of what’s happening in his personal life, and regardless of his decision to take a personal leave from the sport, Tiger Woods is still one of the greatest athletes in history,” Peter Moore, president of EA Sports, said in a statement today."
Of course, there will be a few slight alterations to the game so that people won't giggle and titter when they play.
*All ballwashers have been removed.
*You now count the number of shots, not strokes.
*Three golfers playing together are no longer called a "threesome"
And, just to be sure mistakes are not repeated...
*When you check your lie, a lawyer is there to help.
