Versus

I don't get Versus on my cable, so I haven't been able to watch all the Blackhawks games in this second round of the playoffs. I know I could go to a bar and watch it, but I'm a 46 year old man with three kids, and you know what? I don't really like to go to bars. I could ask a friend if I could watch it at his house, but you know what? I'm not the kind of guy that invites myself over to someone's house.

I have a better idea.

How about the NHL signs a contract with a legitimate cable channel.