The Playboy Mansion

According to a Wall Street analyst (consider the source) as reported in the New York Post (consider the source), Hugh Hefner may have to sell the Playboy Mansion to pay off his massive debts.

The full story is here.

Not the mansion. Anything but the mansion. I've still never been invited to one of his parties. I was hoping that he might, in his forgetful 90s, accidentally invite me once.