Both of them turned 47. (Maybe there really is something to this Zodiac thing)
The thing that I couldn't help but notice, however, is that they're both younger than I am (by nearly six months). That explains a lot.
Listen, kids, have a seat please. Let me tell you a story about what life was like when I was your age. We didn't have time to go around spreading conspiracy theories because we were in the middle of another great depression.
Wait a minute, where do you think you're going? Get back here, young man and young lady!
Sheesh. Kids these days.
No respect.
