I point this out strictly because I care about you and your health.
According to this study, which you'll note was written by a woman, it turns out that staring at a woman's chest is one of the healthiest things a man can do...
"According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years."
Next time someone calls you a dirty old man, you might want to have this link written on a card.
