The Olympics start tonight, but very little of the coverage has been about the actual athletes. I've been getting the biggest kick out of the reactions of the reporters to the public bathrooms. They are constantly tweeting pictures from Sochi.
Want a stall? Nuh uh. Pooping is a spectator sport, my friends. It takes an incredible emergency for me do my business even with stalls, so this would be beyond my imagination.
"So, how about them (grunt) lugers, eh?"
"Yeah, great (grunt) race. By the way, don't order the (grunt) borscht at the concession stands. It doesn't agree with me."
(There are more pictures here at Deadspin, this one below was tweeted by Steve Rosenberg of the BBC)