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Friday, December 30, 2022
From the Writing Archives--Master Negotiator
Playboy Magazine once proclaimed Herb Cohen the greatest negotiator of all-time. I met him once when he came to the Loop along with his good pal Larry King. He was a great story teller too. Well, today is Herb Cohen's 84th birthday. Seems like a good excuse to repost this piece about my youngest son Sean. He might as well be Cohen's protege. I originally posted this in 2008. It didn't quite make the final version of the Father Knows Nothing book, but it's still one of my favorites...
Master Negotiator
My youngest son Sean is a master negotiator. He has been incredibly adept at this since he learned how to talk. I remember his first negotiation.
Dad: Finish your chicken Sean.
Sean: I’ll eat three more bites.
Dad: Why three?
Sean: I’m three years old.
Sounded logical to me. That’s usually how he gets me. He doesn’t just ask for special consideration, he states his case, provides a logical reason for it, and then negotiates from there…on his terms. I usually walk away from these negotiations shaking my head, wondering how he got me again.
Dad: Sean, it’s time to do your homework.
Sean: I’ll start in thirty minutes.
Dad: No, you’ll start right now.
Sean: But Dad, I only have one assignment, and it will take me about twenty minutes. If dinner starts at 6:15, that means I don’t need to start the assignment until 5:55.
Dad: What if it takes longer than twenty minutes?
Sean: It never takes longer than twenty minutes.
Dad: Humor me. Allow extra time just in case.
Sean: OK, Dad. You win. I’ll start in twenty minutes.
See how he did that? I’m not exaggerating when I tell you that he attempts to negotiate every day—nearly every single time he can. I’ve heard him negotiate circles around his older brothers. Before they know what hit them, they’ve given him things or agreed to do things that they absolutely didn’t want to give or do.
He can smell
wiggle room. When I see him do something Bridget or I ask him to do without
negotiating, I know that it’s something he wanted to do anyway. When I see him
do something for his brothers that he clearly doesn’t want to do, I know that
they have threatened him with physical violence if he doesn’t agree to their
terms. It’s the only way he ever loses a negotiation.
I finally had a
chance to debut his negotiating skills in the real world. He had been pestering
me for weeks to allow him to sell back a bunch of old/used DS and Wii games to
one of the gaming stores. I finally agreed to take him only because I wanted to
see the master haggler in the wild. He
sprang into action the moment we entered the store, confidently striding up to
the cashier and placing the pile of games on the counter.
“What will you
give me for these?” he asked.
She looked at the
pile, and figured it out in her head. “Well,” she said. “This whole pile is
worth about maybe, I don’t know, $16?”
I started rubbing
my hands together in anticipation. Even I could smell the wiggle room in that
comment. Your turn, Haggle King. Time for a counter-offer.
“Deal,” he said.
DEAL?
I checked his
temperature to make sure he wasn’t coming down with something. Maybe he didn’t get enough sleep the night
before after convincing his mother he absolutely positively needed to stay up
until 11 to see which chef would be the winner of “Chopped.” It was the only possible explanation for choking
under pressure like this.
“But $16 isn’t
enough for a new game,” I pointed out to him.
“I know, Dad,” he
said, as he pulled something out of his pocket. “That’s why I brought along
this gift card.”
Why do I have a
funny feeling that the actual negotiation didn’t take place in this store at
all? It took place at home, when he managed to convince me to take him to the
store in the first place. The grin on his face told me all I needed to know.
The Haggle King
still sits proudly on his throne.
Eckhartz Everyday
*Today is the birthday of Eckhartz Press author Ann Wilson, writer of the excellent memoir In Small Boxes...
Thursday, December 29, 2022
From the Writing Archives--Improvised Proposal
Today is the 32nd anniversary of the day I asked Bridget to marry me. It was not exactly a perfectly executed plan. Today's dip into the writing archives explains what happened. I originally posted this about 15 years ago.
Improvised Proposal
My marriage proposal to Bridget
didn’t go exactly as planned. My buddy Dave and I had an elaborate scheme
planned. We bought rings for our respective girlfriends together, and we
planned to unveil them simultaneously on New Years Eve as the clock struck
Midnight.
But I made a fatal
mistake. I told some of my friends at work about my plan, including my boss. I
don’t know why I told him–I guess I just couldn’t contain my excitement. Plus,
even though Bridget worked in the same office, I figured there was an unwritten
code about ruining a surprise of this magnitude.
I was wrong.
The boss told her all
about it.
I still have no idea why
he would do such a thing, but he did. I’m just happy he did it in front of
someone else, because that other person told me the secret had been
revealed. If not for this friendly onlooker, my once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
would have become a ho-hum-I-knew-it-was-coming moment.
I decided immediately to
scrap the plan.
The first thing I had to
do was come up with an alternate date and time. Should I wait until after New
Years Eve (which would have crushed Bridget because now she was expecting it),
or should I do it before New Years? That seemed like an easy choice, except for
one thing. I was only going to see Bridget one more time before New Years
Eve–and it was that very night.
“Very well, then.
Tonight it is.”
Without much time to
plan, and that night’s arrangements already made (dinner at a neighborhood
Chinese restaurant), I really had to get creative. My brainstorm was to propose
via fortune cookie. I typed “WILL YOU MARRY ME?” on a tiny scrap of paper about
the size of a typical fortune before I left the office, and then as soon as we
got to the restaurant, I pretended to go to the bathroom. I circled around to
the other side of the restaurant instead, found my waiter, and asked him to
insert the note inside a fortune cookie for me before he brought it out to the
table.
“I can’t do that,” he
said.
“Why not?”
“They come pre-wrapped,”
he pointed out.
Now what?
As dinner was ending I
still didn’t have a plan. I was considering scrapping the whole thing until
after News Years, but when the waiter brought us the fortune cookies, I decided
to go for it right then and there. I opened my cookie while she wasn’t paying
attention, and slyly made the switch with my little pre-typed fortune.
“What does your say?”
she asked me.
“I’m not sure what this
means,” I said. I looked at it like it was written in Chinese.
“Let me see it,” she
said.
I handed it to her and
she stared at it for about three seconds before looking up. I thought she was
going to pass out when we met eyes.
“Is this what I think it
is?” she asked.
I nodded, and put the
ring box on the table.
She started crying even
before she opened the box. It looked like happy tears, but I wasn’t 100% sure.
I do remember one thing very clearly about that moment. It took her forever to
give me an actual answer. I don’t think she ever actually said the word yes,
she just nodded through her tears.
It really was a great
moment. It ended up being even better than it would have been had I gone
through with the original plan. But while I was thinking about that original
plan, I remembered that I hadn’t yet told Dave.
When I called him, he
wasn’t pleased.
“What am I supposed to
do now?” he asked.
“You can still do it on
New Years Eve,” I said.
“No way,” he spat. He
was ticked. “Now it just looks like I’m copying you.”
“What was I supposed to
do?” I asked.
“You could have waited
until after New Years,” he said.
Before I could explain
my thought process to him, he swore at me, and hung up the phone.
Needless to say, Dave
didn’t propose on New Years Eve. Despite already having the ring, he also
didn’t propose on Valentine’s Day. He didn’t propose in March. He didn’t
propose in April, and he didn’t propose in May.
He didn’t propose until
late June, and he was still mad at me when he told me the news.
I guess he eventually
forgave me because he asked me to be his best man.
But if you ask him about
it even today, he’ll tell you that he was the first groom in history that had
to settle for an “OK man.”
Eckhartz Everyday
*Four celebrities featured in Eckhartz Press books were born on this day in history. They don't have anything else in common with each other...
Marianne Faithful is in Bobby Skafish's book We Have Company.
Mary Tyler Moore is in John Landecker's book Records Truly Is My Middle Name
Dr. Sam Sheppard (the original inspiration for The Fugitive) is in Joel Daly's book The Daly News
Theo Epstein is in Randy Merkin's book Behind the Glass, and of course, my book EveryCubEver.
Wednesday, December 28, 2022
From the Writing Archives--Christmas Vacation?
This is one of my old Father Knows Nothing columns that didn't quite make the final book. I remember feeling this way during every Christmas break when they were young. This one is from 2007.
Christmas "Vacation"
Christmas vacation is a time for over-stimulation.
You visit strange homes. You are expected to be on your best
behavior at all times. Bedtimes are stretched or ignored. All of those new toys
are just sitting there, tantalizing you, daring you to play with them.
And Mom and Dad are doing a lot of screaming.
Don't do this. Don't do that. Why aren't you using your
manners at the dinner table while you look longingly on that new toy that you
aren't yet allowed to open or play with?
Is it my imagination, or is every bowl in every house filled
to the brim with candy? Num num num. What do you mean I have chocolate all over
my face?
Wow, look at my brother's presents! I bet he won't mind if I just play with
this one little toy that he hasn't had a chance to play with yet…
Hey! That hurts! Stop punching me.
Bedtime? Already? It's only midnight! I haven't even had a
chance to play with these presents over here. That other toy took me an hour to
set up!
Let go of that present! That's mine! Mom, he's playing with my presents!
Dad! I can't concentrate on these Lego directions while Mom is screaming like
that! Tell her to stop screaming! Now I can't hear because you're screaming!
Where is that crying coming from?
I'm hungry. I need a snack before bedtime. What do you mean
I should have thought about that before I walked away from my lunch and my
dinner? But my tummy hurts…
STOP!
Whew.
It's day nine of Christmas vacation and we've had one
emergency doctor visit (scratched cornea from a poke in the eye), one gouged
gum (thanks to a kick in the mouth from one brother to another), and one
Christmas morning vomit.
And it's much, much better than any Christmas vacation I can remember so far.
When does school start again?
Eckhartz Everyday
*On this day in 2021, ESPN's Jeff Dickerson passed away. Eckhartz Press author Randy Merkin (Behind the Glass) was a good friend of Dickerson's, and he appeared on our podcast to talk about his fallen comrade.
Tuesday, December 27, 2022
Back in the DDR
Another day, another "Back in the DDR" reader review: "Great read Rick! Gave me great insight into the Army brat life. I felt like I was there with you crossing into East Germany." Thanks! https://t.co/8c0ekF6kIm
— Rick Kaempfer (@RickKaempfer) December 27, 2022
From the Writing Archives--Rolf & Liesl
Charmian Carr played the part of "Liesl" in the Oscar winning film "The Sound of Music." She sadly passed away a few years ago. Today would have been her birthday. In honor of that, I'm re-posting this story about her from my radio days.
When I was growing up, The Sound of
Music was a very important film in our house. My father came
from Austria and he forced us to watch it so many times that we knew the film
by heart. After he died, The
Sound of Music reminded us of Dad even more.
When I produced the morning show at WJMK in the
90s, I made the mistake of telling John Landecker about this, and he thought it
was hilarious that a 30-something straight male loved that movie. He brought me
along to an interview with Julie Andrews to embarrass me. He thought I was in
love with her--but I confessed after the interview that I was actually in love
with the girl who played Liesl, Charmian Carr.
As it turns out, telling that to John was an even bigger mistake.
I figured the odds of running into her were minimal,
but wouldn't you know it, she came to Chicago just a few years later to promote
a sing-a-long version of The Sound of Music. When John heard she was coming, he insisted that I book her
to appear on the show.
I did. But I knew I was in for it.
He wouldn't tell me what was going on in the days
before the interview, but I heard a lot of whispering between John and the
other members of the show. Whenever I walked into the room, they shut up. Or
they laughed. I was bracing for the worst.
On the morning of the interview, I was
unbelievably nervous. John had even been warning the audience about my
childhood love of Liesl, and that something truly memorable was about to occur.
She arrived at the studio about fifteen minutes
early, so I met her at the door and brought her to the green room. I must say,
she was still quite beautiful. I know she's easily fifteen years older than me,
and I know how ridiculous this sounds, but I couldn't even bring myself to
shake her hand. I had sweaty palms.
I tried to warn her that something was going to
happen. I told her that John had been teasing me about my love of the movie,
and described our Julie Andrews experience to her. She seemed amused by it all,
but I must admit...I had a difficult time maintaining eye contact.
Take a look at those eyes.
When I brought her into the studio, John was
nearly bouncing off his seat with excitement. Within seconds, he was handing
each of us a script, and explaining to the audience what was about to occur.
He had transcribed the love scene between Liesl
and Rolf, and wanted to know if Charmian would recreate that scene live on the
air, with me playing the part of Rolf. I don't think I've ever been more
embarrassed in my life.
She was obviously a little taken aback by this,
but after looking at me, shrugged her shoulders and said "Sure, what the
heck."
John cued the music, and boom, we were acting out
the scene. I was sitting five feet away from the real Liesl, and she was
calling me "Rolf" with love in her voice. I stammered through my
first line, which sent John into convulsions, and onto the floor, but it didn't
stop Charmian. She was such a good sport about it.
We did the entire scene. For those two or three
minutes, she was sixteen going on seventeen, and I was the blond-haired
Austrian teenager she was in love with.
Can I confess it now?
It was probably one of my all-time favorite
moments in my radio career because it was such a unique and personal experience.
Don't tell that to John, though. It would ruin the
moment for him.
How many people have both of these autographs on their "Sound of Music" soundtrack?
Eckhartz Everyday
*Today is Mick Jones' birthday. Mick was the founder and guitarist of the band Foreigner, which is prominently featured in Mitch Michael's Eckhartz Press book Doin The Cruise. (Photo of Mitch above by Barry Butler)
Monday, December 26, 2022
Back in the DDR
Reviews for my novel "Back in the DDR" are coming in from readers: "It made me laugh, made me learn, made me wonder and truth be told the writing was exceptional. I would definitely recommend the read to anyone looking for a fantastic book to read!" https://t.co/8c0ekF5MSO Thanks
— Rick Kaempfer (@RickKaempfer) December 26, 2022
From the Writing Archives--Danger Radar
This week I'll be posting a few of my old Father Knows Nothing columns that didn't quite make the final book. This one is from 2009.
DANGER RADAR
When your children are
little you develop a sense of radar for danger.
It begins when the kids
are very little. I’ve seen many parents (including me) down on their hands and
knees crawling at toddler level, looking for sharp edges that needed to be
padded and potentially toxic items that needed to be moved to a higher shelf.
Unfortunately, we usually don’t do this until something unexpected has already
happened. (Who knew Junior would open the pots and pans cabinet and smash his
head with a sauce pan?)
As the kids get older,
we become a little more proactive. Disaster doesn’t even have to strike for the
radar to kick in. What parent hasn’t watched their kid carelessly playing on
the monkey bars without visualizing the inevitable emergency room fall?
The problem with the
radar is that you may be on alert, but you aren’t quite equipped with the
proper communication skills to convey the potential seriousness of the
situation. Your words say “Be Careful,” but you’re thoughts are saying, “If you
fall on your head, you could break your neck and become paralyzed, and then
we’ll be taking care of you for the rest of your life.”
Some parents get lucky.
They have children that recognize the risks and take steps to avoid the
potential hazards. I have one of those kids. My oldest boy Tommy.
But I also have two that
are not like that all.
And one of them almost
gave me a heart attack over Christmas break.
We were skiing in
Michigan and I was urging the boys to be careful. They are relatively new to
skiing, but have a ridiculous amount of confidence in their still developing
abilities. My youngest son Sean, in particular, thinks that he can tackle any
hill at the fastest speed possible, despite the fact that he hasn’t quite
learned the art of stopping.
He had a few minor
mishaps in the first few days, but one incident on the last day took several
years off my life.
It was a wet and rainy
day on the hill. The combination of the rain and the snow and a very dense fog
made it difficult to see more than twenty or thirty feet in front of you. It
was our last run of the vacation–the one that led us toward the lodge at the
bottom of the hill.
This run was considered
a green (easy) run, but there were several potential hazards. For one thing it
was a very narrow path. In addition to that, each side of the path posed
definite risks. On one side there was a steep drop-off that even I wouldn’t
tackle in these conditions (and I grew up skiing in the Alps). The other side
of the path was lined with trees (remember Sonny Bono?).
And have I mentioned you
couldn’t see more than thirty feet in front of you? You couldn’t even see the
drop off.
I was in the middle of
urging Sean to be careful when he and cousin screamed: “It’s a race!”
They just went straight
down the hill, side by side, inches apart, as fast as they could on a path that
barely had room for two skiers. Any false move by either of them, and one would
have fallen off the edge, and the other would have gone crashing into the
trees. I was so shocked at what was happening, my voice betrayed me. Before I
could utter a word, they had vanished into the fog.
When I finally screamed
out, they were long gone.
I can’t recall the last
time I was that scared. I went down the hill as fast as I could, trying to
catch up with them, but I knew it was no use–they were going way too fast. So,
with my heart in my throat, I scanned the trees looking for bodies, and prayed
that they hadn’t accidentally fallen off the edge.
When I got to the bottom
of the hill I saw Sean standing at the end of the lift line. I could tell he
was scared too, but it wasn’t because of his near death experience.
He was anticipating
another one at my hands. He knew he was in big trouble.
I was so relieved that
he was unharmed that I didn’t know what to say or do. I just took off his skis.
He shied away from me waiting for the other shoe to drop, and I was trying to
figure out how to drop it, when my mother, who we had also taken along on the
trip, intervened on Sean’s behalf.
She reminded me of the
many times I had done exactly the same thing to her. One time when I was 15,
they even had to send the ski patrol looking for me because I got lost in the
woods. I didn’t make it down the mountain until it was dark that night.
She pointed to her gray
hair and said: “Where do you think this came from?”
I think I actually saw
her struggling to contain a smile. What goes around comes around.
That’s when I came up
with my plan to deal with Sean. All I have to do is wait thirty or forty years
for him to have his own son or daughter.
I’ll grant you it’s a
long term plan, but judging by the look on my mother’s face, it may just be
worth the wait.
Eckhartz Everyday
*Happy birthday to Eckhartz Press author Bill Paige. He wrote the highly entertaining Everything I Know I Learned from Rock Stars. Dave and I chatted with him on our podcast about that book a few years ago.
Sunday, December 25, 2022
Merry Christmas!
For no good reason at all WILL FERRELL and JOHN C REILLY get dressed up…
— James Leighton (@JamesL1927) December 23, 2022
…as DAVID BOWIE and BING CROSBY to sing LITTLE DRUMMER BOY…
…and they’re pretty damn good. pic.twitter.com/Il9W28gtiz
Friday, December 23, 2022
Media Notebook--12-23-22
MEDIA NOTEBOOK
A curation of news items about the media from this past week, with a particular emphasis on Chicago…
RADIO/PODCASTS
*Robert Feder’s Chicago
Media In Memoriam—2022
=He’s still keeping his eye on his old beat. Feder covered many of the people on this list for decades.
=My “In Memoriam”
column for Illinois Entertainer will be coming out in a few weeks. I have a few
stories about some of the people mentioned by Feder.
*Pat Foley Returning to the Radio Booth
=At least for one game in 2023. Foley has agreed to do the national radio
play-by-play for the 2023 Winter Classic between the Bruins and the Penguins at
Fenway Park in Boston on Monday, January 2.
*Snowstorm Revisited
=As Chicago recovers from what was supposed to be the worst storm since 2011, it seems like a good time to revisit the
dramatic reporting of WGN’s Roger Badesch during that 2011 storm. It’s
in his book The Unplanned Life. I posted a free excerpt from that book this week.
It’s a hell of a story.
*John Gallagher returns
to Chicago
=Gallagher has been a
radio executive in Chicago for many different radio stations and station groups
over the years (Nextstar, Hubbard, Cumulus), but most recently he had been
helming the Little Rock cluster for Salem Broadcasting. This week they promoted him. He’s back in Chicago to take over the reins of Salem stations here
(WIND/WYLL) as of January 1st.
*Bob Sirott’s Musicpeople Memories
=On New Year’s Eve, Bob
Sirott revisits morning show interviews with musicians and singer-songwriters
from 2022 featuring Graham Nash, Tommy James, Mike Love, Smokey Robinson, Peter
Asher, Dion DiMucci, Gene Chandler, Lee Loughnane of Chicago, Paul Muldoon (who
edited the Paul McCartney book “The Lyrics”) and more. “Bob Sirott’s Musicpeople Memories” airs Saturday, December 31 from 9pm to midnight.
*Rob Hart and Matt
Spiegel
=If you don’t know the original Simon & Garfunkel song, it features a newsman reading headlines over the music. Inspired casting by (WSCR’s) Matt Spiegel, the front man of Tributosaurus, asking his Audacy colleague (WBBM-AM) Rob Hart to fill that role on stage.
*Dan Bongino Quitting
Radio When Contract Runs Out
=His show runs on WLS
Radio in Chicago. According to this article, he’s going to leave radio
altogether when his contract runs out. Fans of Dan…don’t worry. Non fans…don’t
get excited. His contract doesn’t run out for another 18 months.
*Podcast Corner
=After the pandemic, there are fewer casual podcast listeners, but substantially more regulars.
=Part of President
Obama’s burgeoning media empire is the podcasting department. The company has announced it is investing more in this area, bulking up on podcasting staff.
*Former Chicago Radio
update
=Wayne Randazzo
is a former Chicago sportscaster (the Score) who has gone on to pursue his play-by-play
dreams. For the past few years he has been doing Mets games on the radio. That
era is now over. According to the Athletic, he is moving west, and into the
television booth, to do play-by-play for the Los Angeles Angels.
MEDIA BIRTHDAYS/MILESTONES
There won’t be a column next week, so I’m also mentioning
people who would have been mentioned next week.
*December 17, 1989--The Simpsons makes its television debut.
=Happy 33rd
birthday to the longest running scripted television show in history.
*December 18—Susan
Wiencek’s birthday
=Former newscaster and
public affairs broadcaster for the likes of WXRT, WTMX, WLIV, WDRV.
*December 18—Phil
Inzinga’s birthday
=Phil worked at WABT and
the Loop before going to Kenosha, Charleston, and Miami. He is now entrenched
as morning man in Oklahoma City.
*December 18, 2013--Death of Larry Lujack
= During the last few years of his life Larry and I spoke multiple times, swapped books, and developed a friendship. At one point I told him that he actually was charming and delightful. He swore me to secrecy. He told me some great stories about his radio days, but there was one thing he didn’t tell me. I interviewed Larry for Illinois Entertainer just a few months before he passed away and he didn’t even mention he was sick.
=In early 2013, Lujack asked me to send him a copy of John
Landecker’s book Records Truly Is My Middle Name in which Larry is
mentioned prominently. (You can read those Larry stories here). He sent a note
back saying “Tell Decker I loved his book, but I didn’t need to read about
his dick!” (John describes a funny emergency room encounter in the book).
When Landecker appeared on Windy City Live promoting the book, I convinced
Larry to come on the show as a mystery guest to surprise John. Landecker was
visibly moved by Lujack’s gesture. Hard to believe he’s already been gone
nearly ten years. He was truly one of the all-time greats.
*December 19--Jilly
O’Silly’s birthday
=The former Kiss-FM jock
is now in Nashville doing middays at the Rock.
*December 19—Paul
Goldsmith’s birthday
=Goldsmith was formerly
marketing director for Salem broadcasting in Chicago, and is currently based in
Nashville and running his own media company.
*December 20—Steve
Ennen’s birthday
=Ennen was a long-time
Chicago radio executive, formerly VP/GM of WUSN/US-99. I first got to know him
when he was staff director of WPGU in Champaign-Urbana in the early 80s.
*December 21—Tom
Serritella’s birthday
=Tom began his radio
career at the Loop as part of Chet Coppock’s boyquarium (the nickname Steve
& Garry gave to the studio Coppock’s producers worked prepping for his
show). Serritella later worked at Sporting News Radio and ESPN.
*December 22—Greg
Jarrett’s birthday
=The former WGN morning man was an interview subject of mine back in 2009 (for Chicago Radio Spotlight). I also ran into him once on an airplane. We were both coming back from South Africa after the 2010 World Cup, and we both got stranded in Amsterdam on the way home when our flights got canceled. Let’s just say that the buttoned-up newsman has another side to his personality. We had a great time in Amsterdam.
*December 22—Diane Sawyer’s birthday.
=Sawyer did it all in her stellar TV news career. World
News Tonight, Good Morning America, 60 Minutes. She also co-hosted
CBS Mornings. I spoke with her co-host Bill Kurtis for my podcast once, and he
told me what it was like working with her.
*December 22—Neil Sant’s
birthday
=Neil is a former WLUP
producer on the Danny Bonaduce show. In the politically incorrect 90s, Danny
referred to him on the air as Haji. Sant has gone on to great success in the
business world.
*December 23, 1924—Floyd Kalber’s birthday
=Floyd would have been 99 years old today. He wasn’t just
a famous anchorman in Chicago (at WMAQ-Channel 5, and later at WLS-TV Channel 7),
he also anchored network newscasts for NBC, and mentored a young Tom Brokaw.
Floyd passed away in 2004.
*December 24—Dave
McBride’s birthday
=McBride was a huge part
of the Murphy in the Morning crew at Q-101 during Murphy’s straight jacket
days. The veteran newsman later had another good run as part of Steve Dahl’s show
on WCKG. I interviewed him for Chicago Radio Spotlight in 2010.
*December 24—Rana
Tufail’s birthday
=You may not recognize
his name, but you probably remember his many radio contributions as Piranha
Man from Jonathon Brandmeier’s show.
*December 24, 2017—Death of
Dick Orkin
=The legendary voice-over artist (Chickenman on WCFL, the First American Bank commercials, and so much more) was kind enough to chat with me for Chicago Radio Spotlight back in 2012.
*December 25—Cheryl Burton’s birthday
=Channel 7’s news anchor has been the subject of
controversy over the past few years (especially around the firing of Mark Giangreco),
but she is still going strong at WLS-TV. 2022 marks her 30th year on
the air there.
December 27—Dana Kozlov’s birthday
=The Channel 2 anchor/reporter was featured this year in my Illinois Entertainer column.
December 28—George Ofman’s birthday
=George has worked at the Score and WBBM News Radio,
but he now hosts a podcast about sports broadcasting. I featured him in the Illinois Entertainer in 2021.
December 28, 2021—Death of Jeff Dickerson
=ESPN’s Dickerson was beloved by his co-workers. Rarely has there been an outpouring of affection for someone like there was last year after Dickerson’s death. The fact that his wife had recently passed, and they left behind a young son, just made the story even more tragic. I spoke with his colleague and friend Randy Merkin about him for my podcast.
December 30—Kris
Erik Stevens
=Stevens is a major voiceover star based in Hollywood
now, but in the early 70s he helmed the night shift at the Big 89, WLS. I interviewed him for the Illinois Entertainer in 2021.
TV/STREAMING
*RIP Drew Griffin
=Sad news. Drew was a native Chicagoan, a University
of Illinois alum (my classmate and co-worker at WPGU), and an award-winning
investigative reporter at CNN. He was only 60. He leaves behind his wife Margot
(another U of I & former WPGU alum), three children, and two grandchildren.
This obit does a good job of highlighting Drew’s career. If you saw Don Lemon's reaction when he tried to report the news of Griffin's death, you know how beloved he was amongst his colleagues.
*Steve Baskerville on HBO Max
=Baskerville, like his buddy and former Channel 2
colleague (and podcast co-host) Howard Sudberry, has become an actor. Check it
out…
*World Cup Ratings in Chicago
=I still say it was the best World Cup final in history, and I’ve seen all of them since 1974. It was also the highest rated in American history (25.78 million viewers). On the other hand, it wasn’t quite as big here. Chicago, the third biggest market in the country, only had the 22nd highest ratings. Top 5 were Washington DC, New York, Richmond (?), Boston, San Francisco.
=My soccer podcast Free Kicks has a full recap of the
World Cup in this week’s episode, if you’re interested.
*NFL Season-Ticket Package Heads to YouTube
=Since 1994, DirecTV has had this package. Now, for the next seven years (at a cost of $2 billion a season), it will be on YouTube. It will be available as an add-on for YouTube TV, or as an ala carte item.
*TV Newser Interviews Famous Anchors/Reporters about
Overcoming Current Media Challenges
=Some good stuff here. Among the people interviewed;
Dana Bash, Christiane Amanpour, Judy Woodruff, and Nora O’Donnell
*Serenading Al Roker
=Roker has been sick, so the Today Show went to his house to serenade him with Christmas Carols. Actually quite touching.
*Cable News Corner
=The Education of CNN’s Chris Licht
=Meanwhile, over at Fox News. Sean Hannity’s testimony
in the Dominion Lawsuit, regarding Trump’s claims of voter/election fraud: “I
did not believe it for one second.” Full story here.
SOCIAL MEDIA
*Elon Musk To Step Down as Twitter CEO When (if) He
Can Find a Replacement
=He did a poll asking Twitter users if they wanted him
to stay or go. He said he would abide by the results. Twitter users told him to go. I suspect that Tesla stockholders (the stock has been tanking since Musk
bought Twitter) were among the happiest to see those results. Let’s see if he
really lives up to his promise. It might not be so easy to find a replacement.
It should also be noted that Musk will remain the owner of Twitter no matter
what happens.
*Can Bari Weiss Bite the Hand That Feeds Her?
=The former New York Times writer has a new media
company, The Free Press, and recently posted a story about alleged bias at
Twitter.. Semafor founder (and media writer) Ben Smith wrote a lengthy piece
about Weiss. A small taste: Last Monday, Bari Weiss asked me what my angle was in writing
about her. I told her I wondered whether, showered with adulation, investment and
information from Elon Musk and his allies, her new media company The Free Press
could be truly independent. You can read the whole piece here.
*New Omnibus Spending Bill Includes Ban on TikTok on
Government Phones
=Seems like a reasonable approach considering Chinese ownership of TikTok, but the more performative-minded members of Congress are
sure to object. Nevertheless, TikTok has already been caught improperly using data of users, including journalists.
PRINT/INTERNET MEDIA
*Jay Mariotti, Sports Media Critic
=If you haven’t been following his career since he
left town, former Chicago Sun Times sportswriter Jay Mariotti is now a
sports media critic. This piece defending Jerry Sullivan is a good
indicator of his approach on substack. Slightly gratuitous shot at Rick Telander
included.
*Mick Dumke moves from Propublica to Block Club Chicago
=On the local news front…
It's also a good time to share the news that as of the start of 2023 I'll be helping launch a new investigative unit @BlockClubCHI as an editor and reporter. I'm really honored and excited to join the talented Block Club team as it tells the story of Chicago & its neighborhoods.
— Mick Dumke (@mickeyd1971) December 21, 2022
No Media Notebook column next week. It will return on January 6th. As always, if you have any media story you’d like to share or think that I might be interested in sharing, drop me a line at rick@eckhartzpress.com or amishrick@yahoo.com