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Joke of the Week: Contributed by "N", from a "friend" in the Netherlands.
We in Holland cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election. On the Democrat side, you have a lawyer. On the Republican side, you have a man who is married to a beautiful blond with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship. Is there really a contest here?
Stories you might have missed
1. Just One Bad Century mentioned in the Sun Times
(Here's what they said: "Justonebadcentury.com ("Any team can have a bad century" --Jack Brickhouse) is celebrating the first place Chicago Cubs surge (and it's good to celebrate such a thing as quickly as one can) by offering "Losing is so last century" t-shirts. And for a time when the Cubs might somehow fall out of first, there is available an infant onesie reading "I already have more teeth than a St. Louis fan.")
Thank you Zay Smith!
2. Best seats in the new Yankees Stadium? $2500
(And no, it doesn't come with a plasma television. That's just for the seat. One seat.)
3. America's Prison for Terrorists often held the wrong men
(Can someone please send this article to Supreme Court "Justice" Scalia?)
4. Kevin Federline named Father of the Year by Las Vegas nightclub
(Granted, he was the only father in the room at the time...but still...)
5. They had sex where?
(Hint: In the confessional...during mass.)
Video of the week: Contributed by "R". McCain debates himself about George W. Bush.
Photo of the week: "Anger vending machine."
