Contributed by "KK," with apologies to lawyers...
A man happened upon a friend of his while walking down a suburban street. The man noticed that his friend's car was total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. So, the man asked his friend, "What in the world happened to your car?"
"Well," the friend said, "I ran into a lawyer."
"Okay," said the man, "that explains the blood. But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and all of the dirt?"
His friend replied, "Well, I had to chase him all through the park."
