Enjoyed this article describing the ten best boring cars.
As the biggest non-car guy you'll ever meet, you know I'd be happy with any of these boring cars. I have only one requirement: Does it get me from point A to point B without breaking down.
Needless to say, my car (The Honda Oddysey) is not on the list, and not because it isn't boring. It is. It's just not a good car. I found that out when I had to replace the transmission at just over 60,000 miles.