Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Joke for a Tuesday morning


 This one made me laugh. Thanks to "DS" for sending it to me...




I met a fairy today who granted me one wish.

"I want to live forever " I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine" I said, "I want to die when the Cubs win the World Series!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.