Contributed by "MM"...
Solve the Puzzle.
You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches chased by a lion. In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them. Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
ANSWER: Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round.