C'mon Election!

I don't know about you, but I can't wait for this election to be over because I can't take another one of these negative campaign ads. They are relentless. On radio and television. Over and over and over again.

Please stop. I get it. Everybody sucks. Vote for you because you suck less.*


*And thank you so much, Supreme Court (Citizens United ruling). Unlimited (and untraceable) spending on campaigns is now perfectly legal. This is the new normal.