It's a perfect day for a crime spree, because America's policemen are all in Dunkin Donuts celebrating.
I'm joking, of course, but I did have a conversation with a cop yesterday. He was sitting in his car outside the place I needed to go, so I pulled up next to him and rolled down my window to ask him if everything was alright, and I kid you not--he was eating a donut. Stereotypes are usually not created out of thin air.
