Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
The Onion @TheOnion 40s
Area Man Too Poor To Afford Movers, Too Old To Get Help From His Friends http://onion.com/17tNucw
David Waldstein @DavidWaldstein 38m
With huge suspension looming, A-Rod planning to make 2013 debut tonight. An already weird season going off the rails. http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/05/sports/baseball/rodriguez-is-expected-to-play-while-appealing-suspension.html?ref=sports&_r=0 …
Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann 7m
BREAKING: #Yankees to play soon-to-be-suspended Alex Rodriguez at 3B because team can't bear having him on bench with them
Bob Nightengale @BNightengale 26m
Former #MLB commissioner Fay Vincent on #Yankees A-Rod: "Ban him for life.'' http://usat.ly/1eltxZm
Jeff Garlin @jeffgarlin 30m
“@Adam_Duke: @jeffgarlin The upcoming MLB suspensions going to ruin your fantasy team, too?” Oh yeah.
CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor 13m
It's National Underwear Day! So what does yours say about you? http://ow.ly/nDNUx
David Stassen @davidstassen 3 Aug
Oh you'd like to have that poster framed? That'll be eight thousad dollars.
Greg Sargent @ThePlumLineGS 19m
GOP pollster: Our research shows only 1/3 of GOP primary voters actually opposes immigration reform: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2013/08/05/gop-pollster-yes-republican-primary-voters-do-support-immigration-reform/ …
Dave Wischnowsky @wischlist 28m
The truth about Illinois football is that it needs a leader who's as smart as the student body.
Rolling Stone @RollingStone 45m
Hear Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen and Eagles guitarist Joe Walsh rip through "Six Strings From Hell": http://rol.st/1852DU6
