Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
Sheldon_Jokes * @Sheldon_Jokes 1h
Whenever I'm feeling sad, I just remember that somewhere in this world there is an idiot pulling a door that clearly says "PUSH".
Steve McEwen @SteveMcEwen 6m
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore is not an act but a habit."
~ Aristotle #Excellence #Motivation
Taegan Goddard @politicalwire 1m
Have Republicans finally surrendered on Obamacare?
http://theweek.com/article/index/260609/have-republicans-finally-surrendered-on-obamacare
MLB Milestones @MLBMilestones 25m
Happy 50th birthday to @Reds legend and Hall of Famer, Barry Larkin: pic.twitter.com/v7FJtGauyF
(Rick's note: Yikes. I'm older than a Hall of Famer)
SportsCenter @SportsCenter 51m
Crazy Stat of Day: Sunday was 1st time in MLB history that 10 pitchers went 7+ innings while allowing 3 or less hits. (via @EliasSports)
MLB Stat of the Day @MLBStatoftheDay 25m
Jose Abreu has 65 total bases – the second most since 1914 for any first-year player in a March/April. @PujolsFive had 68 in 2001.
NBC News @NBCNews 1m
Singer Paul Simon arrested on domestic violence charges. http://nbcnews.to/S1HYhy
The Onion @TheOnion 6m
[American Voices] “Glad to hear someone fixed the flaw in standardized testing.” http://onion.com/1m1oFSs pic.twitter.com/tjOQs5wLA4
Gawker @Gawker 15m
Failed college prez walks away with a half million bucks, teaching students that life is rigged. http://gaw.kr/JpfARyE
HuffPost Sports @HuffPostSports 17m
NBA players want maximum punishment for Clippers owner Donald Sterling http://huff.to/1kbA2BO
