From today's Daily Illini...
A University employee reported on Friday afternoon that someone damaged the Alma Mater statue at the corner of Wright and Green streets. “On the Alma Mater herself, it looks like someone took a sharp object and scratched up the eyes,” University Police Detective Sgt. Tom Geis said. He added that the eyes on one of the figures next to Alma, known as “Labor,” also had similar scratches on it.
I'd like to point out that the picture below was taken several months ago. I have an alibi for every day since.