This was posted on my facebook page by "ND"...
I have to say, I feel a lot better about my kids after reading that. Although numbers 5, 6, & 7 universally apply to all boys.
This posting led to a very funny addendum from my friend "AM", the mother of two boys..."Stop shooting your brother with your finger gun. Why is the dog sticky? Why is there a hot dog in my purse? No we don't have room in the backyard to bring a bison home from the zoo."