Chachi is Speaking Tonight

I won't be able to watch the Republican convention tonight because I'm going to the Cubs game, so it looks like I'll be missing the speech from political heavyweight Scott Baio. Doggone it.

I'm impressed by his pedigree, but I would have been more impressed if Trump was able to score Scott's cousin Jimmy Baio. Remember Jimmy from the show Soap? I'm sure you remember his appearances on Matlock, Trapper John M.D., Matt Houston, Too Close for Comfort, Family Feud, and his starring role in one of those Bad New Bears sequels.

Now, that, would have been a get.