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Joke of the Week: You can stop sending me your racist Obama jokes, by the way. I get it. He's a black guy. This non-Obama joke is contributed by "K"
A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let Him do that.
He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but don't let him do that.
But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family..."
Granny fainted
Stories you might have missed
1. Did you do it on election night?
(Me neither. The article predicts a rash of "Obama babies" nine months from now)
2. Gun sales soar after Obama win
(Looks like both sides were firing off guns. The winners were just a little more metaphorical in their approach.)
3. Hef's girlfriend engaged to marry an NFL wide receiver
(Hef was said to be drowning his sorrows in the arms of two 19-year-olds.)
4. Sarah Palin thought Africa was a country
(This whole story is a very bizarre, and I can't figure out why they're leaking it.)
5. Letterman's Top 10 Sarah Palin revelations
(Dave was on fire during this election season. It was great to see him at the top of his game again.)
Video of the week: This is oddly compelling
Photo of the week:
