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Monday, November 17, 2008
Monday Musings
Every Monday stop by for jokes, links to stories you might have missed, amusing photos and video, and more. Contributions and suggestions are welcome and encouraged. Click on the "Email Me" link on the right to contribute.
Joke of the Week: Contributed by "K"
Coming Home Drunk
A very drunk man turns up at his house at 6 o'clock in the morning with his hair and clothes dishevelled. His long suffering wife, who has been waiting up all night, shouts at him furiously, "I hope you have a good reason for getting home blind drunk at this time of the morning!"
"Yes," replied the man, "I'd like some breakfast!"
Stories you might have missed
1. Obama Headlines from all over the world
(This is very cool. It's hard to describe in words, but I highly recommend you check it out.)
2. Get your war on: New World Order
(I laughed out loud. Caution--there are a few bad words.)
3. The media burned by a hoax regarding Sarah Palin
(Shocking! I was sure they double-checked all of their sources)
4. Man urinates on arresting officer
(I love Wisconsin.)
5. Australian resort plans nude "anything goes" month-long party
(I got tired just reading about it.)
Video of the week: Ellen & Paris Hilton hit the town
Photo of the week: Contributed by "B". Can you guess Mommy's vocation?
Actually, she works at Home Depot. The picture is supposed to be "Mommy selling shovels."