Musings, observations, and written works from the publisher of Eckhartz Press, the media critic for the Illinois Entertainer, co-host of Minutia Men, Minutia Men Celebrity Interview and Free Kicks, and the author of "The Loop Files", "Back in the D.D.R", "EveryCubEver", "The Living Wills", "$everance," "Father Knows Nothing," "The Radio Producer's Handbook," "Records Truly Is My Middle Name", and "Gruen Weiss Vor".
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Alfonso Soriano
A foot outside...SWING. Strike one.
Two feet outside...SWING. Strike two.
Two feet outside and in the dirt...SWING. Strike three.
Only five more years on this contract.
Buckle up, gang, El Sucko is in the house to stay.
A foot outside...SWING. Strike one.
