Thursday, September 20, 2012

Today's Best Tweets


I've begun to spend a few minutes every day reading my twitter feed. Here are ten that caught my eye today...



Hammond Morris ‏@OnionAdCzar
Name your child "Messin with Sasquatch" and get a free bag of Jack Link's!

Mark A. Rayner ‏@markarayner
Does anyone else suspect Adobe has some corporate form of OCD? They're updating their software on an hourly basis. Make it PERFECT!

Seth Meyers ‏@sethmeyers21
Weekend Update Thursday live tonight at 8PM. #NBC

Phil Rogers ‏@ChiTribRogers
While the Cubs aren't going to chase big game like Josh Hamilton this winter, they do have money to spend

Sporting News ‏@sportingnews
Reds manager Dusty Baker hospitalized with irregular heartbeat

WGNMorningNews ‏@WGNMorningNews
91% of you support Larry's #NoPantsThursday THAT, people, is LOVE.

New York Daily News ‏@nydailynews
Sean Lennon tells twitter user 'you are an argument for abortion'

NYDN Entertainment ‏@NYDNentertain
Romney to make nice with ‘sharp-tongued’ ladies of ‘The View’ after calling them ‘high-risk’

The Onion ‏@TheOnion
'What About That Whole Birth Certificate Thing?' Romney Suggests To Staff

James Finn Garner ‏@jamesfinngarner
Any question Jesus was married? He invites 5000 friends over, then asks "Do we have any food?" #ThanksBeKind2YourWaitress