Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
James Finn Garner @jamesfinngarner 2m
Carlos Zambrano has just signed with the #Phillies. If there's one place a guy with anger problems can really shine, it is Philadelphia.
Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks 5m
The #Blackhawks' Patrick Kane has been named one of three finalists for the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy: http://bit.ly/18NtSEh
SportsCenter @SportsCenter 9m
BREAKING: Former England captain David Beckham has announced his retirement from soccer.
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack 22m
My wife asks, "Why are you in such a good mood?" In my house, this is an accusation.
Robert Feder @RobertFeder 26m
On Wednesday, @SunTimes calls Donald Trump's accuser Goldberg. Today the paper calls her Greenberg. Tomorrow: Iceberg?
Marcus Gilmer @marcusgilmer 28m
If you feel up for it, here are all 99 pages of the White House's documents on #Benghazi. http://blogs.suntimes.com/politics/2013/05/read_white_house_releases_benghazi_talking_points_emails.html …
Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks 29m
I dreamt I died and went to heaven and God didn't know any of the Kardashians.
Robin Baumgarten @WGNRobin 35m
Funniest false rumor that I wish was true.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0e51d4c3f6/downton-diddy?playlist=featured_videos …
steve rosenbloom @steverosenbloom 39m
The Sharks couldn’t understand why Raffi Torres was ordered to a disciplinary hearing. Because he's Raffi Stinkin’ Torres, that’s why.
Ed Ryan (Editor) @Radio_Ink 51m
Sports Radio is an $800 million business. http://www.radioink.com/Article.asp?id=2653190&spid=24698 …
