The Next Generation

My son Sean is MCing his elementary school talent show tonight and asked for my advice about "dealing with talent". I don't think he'll be running into any Divas at this age (he's in 5th grade), so I told him not to worry. If he's still at this ten years from now, I've got a story or two to tell him.

Here's a sneak peak: "Take my teacher...please (rimshot) I take my teacher everywhere...but she keeps finding her way back (rimshot). The food in the cafeteria is fit for a king. "Here King"...(rimshot). OK, our next act is lip synching a Jonas Brothers song. Let's have a big round of applause for..."