Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor 4m
16 Hilariously Honest Company Slogans http://ow.ly/t7ax5 Hot Pockets pic.twitter.com/SMUeub1Ww9
Judd Apatow @JuddApatow 7m
“@JesseThorn: Incidentally: saw the Alan Partridge movie last night and it's f**king hilarious. Do go see it.” Where they stole his baby?
Gawker @Gawker 11m
My coworker's mustache makes him look like Hitler. Is that OK? http://gaw.kr/DF0H55M
Brian Stelter @brianstelter 12m
Seeking public apology from MSNBC prez, RNC chair @Reince says he's banned all staff from appearing on the channel: http://bit.ly/1a3WQn8
Dana Gould @DanaJGould 18m
For all you dudes itching for a threeway, the twins from The Shining have grown up. pic.twitter.com/WNlp2sCcg6
People magazine @peoplemag 24m
Kevin Jonas is inviting you to his house for Super Bowl weekend -- but it will cost you $20,000 a night: http://peoplem.ag/t77Bq
Eddie Volkman @EddieVolkman 26m
A lot of people don't know this, but you can quietly like or dislike Obama.
BillMoyers.com @BillMoyersHQ 30m
Obama has issued fewer executive orders per year than Reagan, both Bushes & Clinton: http://wapo.st/1fA6ZFW @monkeycageblog #morningreads
MLB @MLB 41m
With the free agents still available, you could put together a solid ballclub, writes @philgrogers: http://atmlb.com/1hREFAC
The Onion @TheOnion 44m
Al-Qaeda Operative Can’t Believe How Expensive Super Bowl Tickets Are http://onion.com/1eazI7t
