I've seen about twenty people make this same joke (including me). This is the way my friend Johnny Conlisk put it on his facebook page...
The bad news, Wednesday's game between the White Sox and the Orioles at Baltimore's Camden Yards will be played in a stadium without fans, due to safety concerns because of the riots in Baltimore. The good news? It will seem like a home game for the Sox!
Zing. Memo to White Sox fans: We only tell the attendance jokes because we know it bothers you. It's just too easy. Luckily for you, there's no shortage of Sox fans ripping the Cubs.