I don't like to brag, but I so rarely have the credentials to claim expertise on a subject, I can't help myself today. You see, I was once a professional Chicken-dancer. This is a photo of me on stage with Landecker & the Legends leading the crowd in the Chicken Dance--which I did with the band for seven years. I once led a crowd of more than 30,000 people at Lambs Farm. My mother is very proud. She bought me the lederhosen.
