Monday, February 29, 2016

The Oscars

Was it me, or was that an incredibly boring Oscars this year?

I thought Chris Rock did a good job. His best joke: "Jada boycotting the Oscars this year is like me boycotting Rihanna's panties. I wasn't invited."

Biggest oversight: Abe Vigoda. How dare they forget Salvatore Tessio?

By the three hour mark, I thought, "Point made. We get it. Not enough diversity."

By the four hour mark, I thought, "I don't care if it wins 12 Oscars, I'm still not going to see that Mad Max movie."

Finally, in the last few moments, Leo DiCaprio won his Oscar. Finally, that poor guy can get laid.

In case you were wondering, for this year's Oscars I wore my favorite designer: Adi Das...sweatpants.