I figured this must be a joke of some kind. It appears to be a real article in Men's Health magazine.
According to the article, drinking beer (in moderation, of course) can...
*Reduce your risk of heart disease
*Lower your risk of Type II Diabetes
*Increase your bone density
*Prevent Dementia
*Reduce cholesterol
*Prevent kidney stones
*Fight cancer
*Get people to forward this article and make it viral
I added that last one, because there's no way that beer does all those other things. I wish. I just don't buy it.