Just Admit He Pulled it Out of His Keester and Apologize

I almost felt bad for Sean Spicer when this reporter pointed out the sheer idiocy of Trump's "wiretapping" claim.

.@HallieJackson w/ great question on wiretap allegations: "Why would he want congress to investigate something he already has?"@PressSec: pic.twitter.com/O5iWo8DVkS

— Tom Namako (@TomNamako) March 7, 2017

We all know the reason you can't answer this like a human being. Your boss is completely off his rocker. Try this out for an appropriate response from your boss... "I should have looked into this wiretapping claim further before making a public accusation of a felony. It's not befitting a president, and I vow to never do it again."