Friday, May 05, 2017

Best Headline Ever

Here it is, courtesy of CWB Chicago: Uptown Man Ripped Penis Ring From Rock'n'Roll Pole Dancer, Prosecutors Say

You don't even need to read the article.

This is why I used to get upset with my writing teachers who demanded a certain word or page count on a given assignment. Sometimes you can do it in less than 15 words.