This is actually a thing. They expose one boob, paste on antlers and eyes, and the Rudolf-red nose is already there, if you know what I mean.
Allure Magazine wrote about it, and has some pictures.
Go ahead and click it. Your browsing history will only say Allure Magazine. It's a women's fashion magazine. "What? I happen to really love fashion, honey. Pardon me for trying to share your interests."
