Friday, March 02, 2018

The Academy Award Swag Bag

Each of the presenters and nominees get a swag bag. Here are a few of the items, according to Fortune Magazine...

12 nights in Tanzania: Single rooms at the Serengeti Migration Camp (one of the top 10 hotels in the world) start at $695 and go up to $1,178. The 12-night stay includes a journey from Arusha to Zanzibar on private air transportation, all private meals, spa services, hot air balloon safari with champagne breakfast, private safari guide and vehicle, chef-guided cooking lessons, wild game drives and walking safaris, horseback riding, and snorkeling. You can say it’s the ultimate bucket list trip.

Rogue Maple Syrup: This is perhaps the weirdest inclusion in the swag bag, along with sweat-absorbing underarm pads. This high-end syrup costs over $100 for a package that contains multiple small bottles.

Koloa Landing Resort at Poipu: This Hawaiian resort goes for about $330 for a single night in a villa. The six-night stay features the added amenities of an on-site spa and numerous excursions.

Avaton Luxury Villas Resort: Staying at this Grecian island resort would typically cost about $450 per night.

Blush and Whimsy Magical Color Changing Lipstick: This product sets you back $22, but nominees won’t have to shell a dime.

23 and Me: A health and ancestry kit goes for $199, while just an ancestry kit costs $99.

Lifetime supply of Oxygenating Foundation and Oxygenating Hydro Matrix: The foundation goes for $66 and the hydro matrix goes for $70.

Epifruit: Nominees get a year’s worth of fruit deliveries.

Proven Cosmetics: This brand uses artificial intelligence and machine learning to create personalized skin care products for consumers, which, in this case, are the world’s best actors.

Reian Williams Fine Art
: A commissioned original painting is available for all nominees.

The entire swag bag is worth more than $100,000. Note: If you are attending the Chicago Writers Association conference next weekend, your swag bag will be worth just slightly less than this...by about a hundred thousand dollars.