Friday, April 06, 2018

Don Jr.

We know this poor kid had no chance of turning out normal. I used to cut him slack because I heard a story about how his dad treated him in college, and it made me feel sorry for him.

But there's a good reason that Bill Maher calls him "Thurston Douche the Third" and this article in the Huffington Post is a great example. In it, he talks about what a bummer it was to be at the Playboy Mansion with his pregnant wife, how he wants to follow in his father's footsteps to be rich and bone hot chicks, and the relative size of his penis compared to his father's.

Class act, all the way.