David Pecker

Ironic story all around. Our president thinks the mainstream press in this country is "fake news" because it reports negative stories about him, but his best friend is David Pecker, the sleaziest "press" person in America--the man who runs the National Enquirer.

Well, turns out if you sleep with dogs, you end up with fleas. David Pecker was given immunity to testify against Trump. He kept a safe full of incriminating stories about Trump.

That's a HUGE story, but I must admit, every time I hear someone talking about it, I giggle like an adolescent. It's hard to get past the name David Pecker. I thought Spinal Tap's Michael McKean had the best comment about it yesterday on Twitter...

“Mr. Pecker does not appreciate all the childish jokes about his name.” - AMI spokesperson Fanny Goblincock

— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) August 23, 2018