Beethoven Bit

The great ones never go out of style. Thanks to "JD" for this one...

Gamer Hype

My cousin Kurt runs the team at Robert Morris University. He sent me this note and video yesterday...

RMU kicks off the competitive season with a professionally broadcasted game versus BIG 10 opponent Michigan State University Spartans! So if you are bored on Sat night feel free to tune in on your computer, tablet or phone and watch us smash MSU. I like our chances....Go Chi Town! Hope all is well with you! Thanks!!

Father Knows Nothing: Free Excerpt

One of our favorite responses from Father Knows Nothing is when someone sends us a note saying which "character" they like best. It makes us chuckle, of course, because those characters are all real people. One of them is my brother, Peter Kaempfer, who celebrates a birthday today.

In honor of Peter, we're offering this free excerpt from Father Knows Nothing featuring the character of Peter.

When my little brother Peter was about five years old, he and I shared a bedroom (with bunk beds). One day there was a fly in our room. It buzzed by my head, and I couldn’t get it. It buzzed by Peter’s head and he couldn’t get it. Peter became obsessed with killing that fly. He chased it around the room, until it was near the top bunk. He climbed up on the top bunk, measured the trajectory of the fly, and without regard to his personal well being dove into the air attempting to catch it. He landed hard on the desk five feet away, a crash so loud that it sent the rest of the family charging into the room to see what had happened. He looked like a mangled mess on the floor–one leg pointing one direction, the other pointing another direction. His eyes were closed and he was grimacing in pain. When my mother asked him if he was OK, he didn’t say anything at first, and we worried that he sustained some sort of head injury. He slowly opened his fist, revealed the dead fly in his palm, and with a grin on his face said: “I got him.”

A Voice of Reason

Republican Pete Wehner has temporarily restored my faith in humanity with this Op-Ed in the New York Times. It's called: "Why I Will Never Vote for Donald Trump"

Here's a small excerpt...

I understand that it often happens that those of us in politics don’t get the nominee we want, yet we nevertheless unify behind the candidate who wins our party’s nomination. If those who don’t get their way pick up their marbles and go home, party politics doesn’t work. That has always been my view, until now. Donald Trump has altered the political equation because he has altered the moral equation. For this lifelong Republican, at least, he is beyond the pale. Party loyalty has limits.

No votes have yet been cast, primary elections are fluid, and sobriety often prevails, so Mr. Trump is hardly the inevitable Republican nominee. But, stunningly, that is now something that is quite conceivable. If this scenario comes to pass, many Republicans will find themselves in a situation they once thought unimaginable: refusing to support the nominee of their party because it is the best thing that they can do for their party and their country.

The Power of Trolling

Fareed Zakaria wrote a must-read piece in today's Washington Post about the effects of one absolutely false trolling article about him. The article attributed some pretty obviously false comments to him, like his advocacy for the rape of white women. That's the sort of thing you try to laugh off...until some nutbag calls your house and threatens your young daughters (ages 7 and 12). What in the world is happening to this country?

RIP Lois Weisberg

Rick Kogan wrote a wonderful obit for Lois Weisberg in the Chicago Tribune. I met Lois several times over the years, but I'm certainly not alone. Here's an excerpt from Rick's piece...

Weisberg seemed to know everybody — the comic Lenny Bruce once lived with her — and that attribute was perfectly captured in the now-famous “Six Degrees of Lois Weisberg” by author Malcolm Gladwell in a 1999 article for The New Yorker, later expanded on for a chapter in his first best-selling book, “The Tipping Point.”

“Lois is far from being the most important or the most powerful person in Chicago,” Gladwell wrote. “But if you connect all the dots that constitute the vast apparatus of government and influence and interest groups in the city of Chicago you'll end up coming back to Lois again and again.”

She was a champion of all things Chicago as the cultural affairs commissioner, and in her 90 years she did a great job promoting the arts. Talk about a life well-lived. Chicago will miss her.

Jeff Hoover

Today is Jeff Hoover's 13th anniversary with the WGN Morning News and he posted the interview I did with him nine years ago (!) on his facebook page. People are reading it in droves.

If you'd like to read it too, it's right here.

I still think Hoover has SNL-quality talent. He's done some amazing work for that show over these past 13 years.

We're All Being Punk'd

Is it possible that this whole Donald Trump campaign is the most elaborate Punk'd episode of all time? I keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out and tell us it's all a joke. It has to be. Right?

Dog Truth

Thanks to "RW" for this one...

Mick & Paul to play Bowie Tribute Concert

They are arguably the two biggest living rock stars in the world, Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney, and they plan on playing at a David Bowie tribute concert in New York.

The Mirror has the details.

2016 Oscar Nominees

I really thought Steve Carell might get a nomination for his role in The Big Short, but he didn't make the list (although the movie is nominated for best picture).

You can check out the entire list of nominees here.

Career Option You Might Never Have Considered

Just to warn you, this is definitely NSFW! (But I found it very funny...or at least very odd.)

"I'm a professional dick photographer." http://nyp.st/1Ziadnh

Posted by New York Post on Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Seth Meyers gets 5 more years

The headline in the Hollywood Reporter says: NBC Extends Seth Meyers Through 2021

I don't often see the see the show because I've got an early wakeup call, but the times I have seen it, I'm impressed by how comfortable Seth is in his own skin. That's an underappreciated skill.

3 Powerball Winners

The winning numbers were 08, 27, 34, 04 and 19, and the Powerball was 10

I matched three numbers out of thirty.

The winning tickets were sold in Chino Hills, California; Munford, Tennessee; and in Melbourne Beach, Florida, according to state lottery officials. Don't know anyone that lives in any of those towns.

Oh well, back to reality.

Norm Winer's New Role

This is interesting. Not sure what to make of this news. Norm wasn't just the PD of XRT. He was the father. WXRT is his baby. From Tom Taylor's column...

Norm Winer rotates away from his 36-year role program director at CBS Radio’s adult alternative WXRT/93.1. In the latest change at the company, Norm becomes “Director of Music Initiatives and Special Programming.” CBS says he’ll “take his amazing strengths of industry relationships, gifts of discovering new bands and artists, and skill at producing events, and concentrate on those responsibilities full-time.” Who’s the new PD at ’XRT? There won’t be one, says Chicago media observer Robert Feder. “While Norm Winer’s position will not be filled, his duties will be handled by [WXRT and all-sports “670 the Score” WSCR operations director] Mitch Rosen, and music director Kelly Ransford.” That presumably saves CBS at least part of a salary. Can a big-time station like WXRT run without a full-time PD?

Is the PD position an endangered species in this business?

Most/Least Stressful Jobs

The list is out again, and my friends in the newspaper and broadcasting business are not going to be surprised by number 8 & 9 on the most stressed list...

Most-Stressful Jobs:
1. Enlisted Military Personnel
2. Firefighter
3. Airline Pilot
4. Police Officer
5. Event Coordinator
6. Public Relations Director
7. Senior Corporate Executive
8. Broadcaster
9. Newspaper Reporter
10: Taxi Driver

Least-Stressful Jobs:
1. Information Security Analyst
2. Diagnostic Medial Sonographer
3. Tenured University Professor
4. Hair Stylist
5. Medical Records Technician
6. Medical Laboratory Technician
7. Jeweler
8. Audiologist
9. Dietician
10. Librarian

The Transparent Family on the Red Carpet

Jeffrey Tambor and his two on-screen daughters (including Amy Landecker) on the red carpet at the Golden Globes. Tambor introduces Amy to a reporter, but when it's time to introduce his other "daughter", something funny happens.

Watch it here.

For My Fellow Chicago History Geeks

This is a very cool piece on the WTTW website about a man named Elmer, who was a streetcar conducter in 1894. I love these slices of every day life from history. Much more interesting than the big events we hear about all the time. (Photo: Chicago History Museum)

It's Not Winter in Chicago Until...

Mary Schmich says it's not winter in Chicago until steam comes from the lake. Her readers have a bunch of more suggestions for when winter actually begins. My favorite is: It's not really winter until you've stepped outside on a zero-degree day and thought cheerfully, "At least the sun is out!"

I said that to my barber yesterday. It was a little warm in the barber shop.

The Most Violent Game in Football History

This is a great piece about a game between the Raiders and the Bears in 1984. The descriptions of the damage the Bears inflicted on the Raiders quarterback, and the Raiders inflicted on Jim McMahon are enough to make you cringe. My favorite part is the (now) avuncular Howie Long's threat to beat up a Bears offensive tackle in the parking lot in front of his family.

Read it here.