Friday, September 28, 2012

Today's Best Tweets


I've begun to spend a few minutes every day reading my twitter feed. Here are ten that caught my eye today...



J'Marcus Webb ‏@jmarcuswebb
Should we know current events? My m.agent keeps telling me "turn the TV on while you get dressed, and watch the news, so you know what's going on in the world!" Do you think she's right?

Deadspin ‏@Deadspin
Replacement ref talks: "The last guy who was perfect they nailed to a cross. And he wasn't even an official." http://deadsp.in/w4qL8N

Eddie Volkman ‏@EddieVolkman
Excuse me, Prime Minister Netanyahu? Wile E. Coyote called. He wants his bomb back.

Dan Bernstein ‏@dan_bernstein
Great longtime-married exchange: "Do you want to watch that show, the one with whats-her-name?" "No." "Ok."

Steven Tyler ‏@IamStevenT
SAW A GREAT MOVIE LAST NITE.... AND WHO WAS IN IT?? MY ALPHA PUP @LivTyler..... GO SEE ROBOT & FRANK!!!

Walter Cronkite ‏@WCronkite
"Every morning I wake up and think, what are the bastards hiding today" Bob Woodward

Funny Or Die ‏@funnyordie
Wondering why China is kicking America's ass? Look no further than Honey Boo Boo: http://ow.ly/e3iN6

Huffington Post ‏@HuffingtonPost
8 totally unreasonable prenup demands http://huff.to/UPx3FV

Peter Gammons ‏@pgammo
At the time, it seemed simple. Now: Rizzo .288/.345/.468/.813 15 HR, 316 AB Gonzalez .294/.338/.461/.799 18 HR, 603 AB

Marty Jencius ‏@jencius
A new bedtime story. Election season is winding up, so listen to Shaft and wake the f**k up! http://bit.ly/RipWmj #wtfu @SamuelLJackson NSFW