Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
Kyle Lippert @Kyle_Lippert 5 Apr
Give a man a fish & he'll be all "WTF are you giving me a fish for? That's weird" Teach a man to fish & he'll be all "Again with the fish?"
Jim O'Donnell @jodonnell17 6m
Scoffing remain staffers at Sun-Times are estimating their paid buffoonery of "digitally savvy" readers currently numbers less than 12,000.
Taegan Goddard @politicalwire 11m
Quayle adviser on Perry being seen as dumb and inept: "Once it happens, it's almost impossible to reverse."
http://politicalwire.com/archives/2013/05/31/could_rick_perry_run_for_president_again.html …
Zach Zaidman @ZachZaidman 15m
With Brian Urlacher's retirement, Lance Briggs is now the active leader in most starts in a #Bears uniform (153). Season begins in 100 days.
Sarah Spain @SarahSpain 16m
Every time I wake up late & throw on a hoodie & a Hawks hat, I say a silent thanks for having a job that doesn't require "work clothes."
Dave Wischnowsky @wischlist 16m
Sun-Times reporters to begin mandatory training on "iPhone photography basics" per @RobertFeder https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=574828549206261&id=175146445841142 …
POLITICO @politico 17m
Authorities have intercepted yet another ricin-laden letter bound for Obama, reports @joshgerstein: http://politi.co/142Y0t6
steve rosenbloom @steverosenbloom 18m
The Kings have a real goalie. The Hawks have a real problem. The RosenBlog: http://trib.in/137ZxNl
Paul Sullivan @PWSullivan 21m
Cubs vs D'Backs for coveted Campana Trophy this weekend at Wrigley.
Slate @Slate 39m
No, mermaids do not exist and Animal Planet's fake documentaries are worthless: http://slate.me/ZixFW5
