Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
Ricky Gervais @rickygervais 6m
I think everyone should be forced to own a gun. That way no one would die as everyone would be protected, right?
It makes perfect sense.
Ricky Gervais @rickygervais 4m
You can now download and print a 3D gun.
But you have to wear those silly red/green glasses when you shoot someone to see the full effect.
Ricky Gervais @rickygervais 19m
Guns don't kill people, people do.
And the more people with guns, the more the people with guns who kill people, kill people.
Ricky Gervais @rickygervais 8m
Cancer doesn't kill people...
I haven't thought this one through.
The Onion @TheOnion 1m
Top Weekend Story: No One In Limo Going To Prom With The One They Wanted http://onion.com/ZANSTz
Suntimes @Suntimes 6m
Referee dies after punch from teenage soccer player: http://suntm.es/18poHKl
Esquire Magazine @Esquiremag 1h
Manipulation, fatness, and the cult of parenting with @JimGaffigan, father of 5: http://esqm.ag/6011Xled
Eric & Kathy @EricandKathy 28m
Survey Shows: The #1 thing you should NEVER do in bed is cry. #MIXMindBender sponsored by @LoyolaChicago.
John Kass @John_Kass 44m
A woman holding drooling Chihuahua in a McDonald's & I say rat dogs have no business at bkfst & she shouts 'Kass I hate your column!"
Dylan Byers @DylanByers 1h
Al Gore, richer than Romney http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2013/05/al-gore-richer-than-romney-163291.html#.UYemPE9u6S0.twitter … via @POLITICO
