Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
RainnWilson @rainnwilson3m
I do some of my best farting on airplanes.
USA TODAY @USATODAY4m
Emerson College is renaming its journalism school after Ron Burgundy. It's kind of a big deal. (Photo: Paramount/AP) pic.twitter.com/HpAZcNZRHQ
The White House OSTP @whitehouseostp2h
Unreal aurora over #Iceland http://1.usa.gov/gc6hcU via @NASA_GoddardPix @apod pic.twitter.com/TbdkFyhvea
dandeibert @dandeibert7m
It's all tied up in the "George Zimmerman Arrested / Alec Baldwin Gay Slurs caught on tape" contest. First one to 10 wins
OptaJoe @OptaJoe 20m
3 - England have lost three of their previous four clashes with Germany at Wembley, scoring just twice. Trouble
Mark Edwards @markedwards 1m
Over 50 and out of work: Program seeks to help long-term unemployed http://nbcnews.to/1b1RAzH
Slate @Slate 3m
Incontrovertible evidence that the 1990s stock bubble is back: http://slate.me/1fcsVdu #LessThanJake
MancowMuller @MancowMuller 8m
Justin Bieber launched a new app devoted exclusively to selfies. 20 years ago not a single noun in that sentence would have made sense.
davidfrum @davidfrum 15m
The Gettysburg address in Eisenhowerese remains a good joke today http://powellhistory.wordpress.com/2008/03/24/if-eisenhower-had-given-the-gettysburg-address/ …
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack 18m
Hamburglar must have some income for housing, mask, etc. Why doesn't he just use a little of it to buy inexpensive McDonald's hamburgers?
