This would be a good time for North Carolina to hand over their championship banners (and everything else that says "champion" on it) from 2005. Now that they've been busted cheating, and I mean reeeeeeally cheating (fake classes, etc), it's time to award the championship to the team the cheaters beat in the final that year.
I'll give 'em a call. They're only 150 miles or so south of the United Center.
Your 2005 National Champion University of Illinois Fighting Illini.
