Shameless Selling of Father Knows Nothing

You may see the rolling Father Knows Nothing van around Chicagoland over the next week. If you do, tell me to pull over, and I'll sell you a book. Look, they're right there in the trunk. I've already gone through three boxes. Oh, and don't tell me that you're thinking of picking up a copy when you talk to me in person, because I will go right out to the car and put one in your hands. I'm not shy about selling this timeless classic from Eckhartz Press (http://eckhartzpress.com/shop/father-knows-nothing/)