Q: The FIFA president, Sepp Blatter, the director of communications and the general secretary are all sitting in a car. Who is driving?
A: The police.
Not bad, actually. Good to see that Sepp Blatter has been humbled and has learned to laugh at himself. He responded by immediately firing the PR chief.
Sorry Walter, but Seppy's still in charge. Maybe the new guy (if he or she is ever elected) will take you back.