Saturday, October 03, 2009

Cubtober 3rd

Chicago Cubs fans have had better Octobers than October 2009. Here are a few examples of years where they were still following the team in October, and why.




On this day in 1915, the Cubs played their final game in their championship field...West Side Grounds. The next season they would begin playing in a new ballpark on the North Side.





On this day in 1938, the city of Chicago has a parade for the pennant winning 1938 Cubs.











On this day in 1945, the World Series begins, Cubs vs. Detroit Tigers. Read all about that series here.





On this day in 1976, Bill Madlock wins the National League batting title in his final at bat as a member of the Chicago Cubs.

He is traded for Bobby Murcer after the season.

Friday, October 02, 2009

Sights & Sounds


This week at Just One Bad Century we've got a home movie from the 1929 World Series, and the audio of legendary Cubs public address announcer Pat Pieper announcing the lineup of the 1932 Cubs.

See it and hear it here.

Cubtober 2nd

Chicago Cubs fans have had better Octobers than October 2009. Here a few examples of years where they were still following the team in October, and why.




On this day in 1936, the Cubs faced the White Sox in the City Championship series.

Listen to a portion of that game here.








On this day in 1984, the Cubs-Padres NLCS began at Wrigley Field.

Read about that series here.

AUDIO: Steve Trout talks about that team.





On this day in 2001, Sammy Sosa hit his 60th home run, becoming the first player in history to do that three times.

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Poor kid

It will take years of therapy to overcome this moment...


Terrible Football Mistake Causes Loss - Watch more Funny Videos

Radio Producer's Handbook

5 years ago today, October 1, 2004, Allworth Press released a book called "The Radio Producer's Handbook." It was written by a couple of radio producers from Chicago: Rick Kaempfer and John Swanson.

I hear it's still available at amazon. Why yes it is. Lookey here: The Radio Producer's Handbook.

But do people think it's a good book? Why yes they do. But only some of the most respected broadcasters in the country.

Did it get good press? Why yes it did.

Is it being used in universities across the country? Why yes it is.

I'd buy it if I were you before they run out.

Cubtober 1st

Chicago Cubs fans have had better Octobers than October 2009. Here a few examples of years where they were still following the team, and why.



The Cubs and Detroit Tigers began the 1935 World Series.

Read about it here, and listen to the final out here.






In 1960, Billy Williams hit his first MLB home run. He hit it in Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum against Dodgers pitcher Stan Williams. It was a two run shot that put the Cubs up by 3 runs.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

100 greatest YouTube moments in 3:24

William Wrigley Jr.

The man they named the field after was born on this date in 1861.

He owned the Cubs during the 1920s and early 1930s, and before he died, he made his son promise that he would never sell the team. His boy, Phillip, didn't. Many Cubs fans of the 50s, 60s and 70s regretted that small little gesture.

The Cubs didn't leave Wrigley control until 1981, four years after Phillip's death.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Cubs eliminated

The Rockies won tonight, and officially eliminated the Chicago Cubs from the 2009 playoffs.

Let's look at the bright side: the Cubs will win the same number of playoff games that they won the past two years...with a lot less heartache.

This feels more like it used to feel like.

Brad Lidge

Listen to this Phillies fan watching a Brad Lidge save attempt. This is what I sounded like watching Kevin Gregg this summer. Hilarious.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Huge day in Cubs history




On this date in 1932, the 1932 World Series began in Yankees Stadium.









On this date in 1938, Gabby Hartnett hit his famous Homer in the Gloamin.







On this date in 1959, the Cubs hired Charlie Grimm to manage a third and final time. It won't last long.








On this date in 1995, a Cubs fan charged the mound to attack Randy Myers. (You're supporting him, by the way, every time you buy one of those "It's gonna happen" signs--he's the one that sells them.)





On this date in 1998, the Cubs played against the San Francisco Giants in a one-game playoff game to decide the Wild card. Steve Trachsel pitched them to victory. Your humble editor was there in the upper deck.






On this date in 2003, the Cubs retired #10 for Ron Santo.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Father Knows Nothing

I just posted my latest Father Knows Nothing column at NWI Parent. This one is called "Band Names for Old Dudes" and it's based on a conversation I had with my son Sean.

You can read it here.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Chicago Radio Spotlight: Chet Coppock


This week I interviewed Chet Coppock at Chicago Radio Spotlight. I think it's probably one of the best interviews I've ever done thanks to Chet. He was in rare form. Read it here.

This week in 1908

The Merkle Game. I told the story via video last year on the 100th anniversary...



There's more here: This week in 1908

Friday, September 25, 2009

World's Longest Basketball shot

Don't know if it's real or not, but it looks real...

Pat Malone


The big Irishman was born on this date in 1902.

Pat Malone was one of the best pitchers on the Cubs in the late 1920s and early 1930s, but he was also one of the best hell-raisers.

Read all about that here.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Glenn Beck

I don't know how old this clip is, but whoo boy, you've got to see it. This is Glenn Beck explaining a metaphor by tossing a frog into a boiling hot pot of water. This reminds me so much of the Les Nessman turkey discovery in WKRP in Cincinnati.

Milton apologizes



He's still a goner, but at least he apologized.

Details are here.

My new favorite show

I watched this last night. Great show!

Cubs clinch division


On this date in 1984, exactly twenty five years ago, the Chicago Cubs clinched their first playoff spot since World War II.

Rick Sutcliffe threw a two-hitter in Pittsburgh.

Here is the audio of that final out.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Another review of $everance





By Sean Lyon...







"“They don’t cover more stories than we do. They cover less—just the same thing over and over again all day long.” This line from Severance, spoken through the mouthpiece of the liberal media “Hoss” Sampson is very indicative of what we see today from the 24 hour cable news networks of the CNN and HLN ilk.

From my point of view a 24 hour news network is not a bad advancement. However, unlike, say, a 24 hour weather channel in which every detail can be objectively measured by trustworthy, accurate instruments, I realize that the introduction of the human element in the delivery of news brings with it laziness, bias, and because nobody wants to bore an audience, a bit of that old sensationalism.

Another character, Richard Lawrence, a onetime journalism student who because of cutbacks to his news “department” has to read day old news (what torture to a news man! You feel his pain at the onset of the novel), becomes disillusioned by how he sees others reporting the news. His observations of the falling standards compared to the way he was taught in college shatter his naivety and passion. He sarcastically questions whether someone has used two confirmed credible sources before airing an outrageous segment. But as Lawrence discovers and the author Kaempfer illustrates, it's a gun slinging atmosphere in the news, “Shoot first, ask questions later.”

Even though Severance is in large part a satire on political media and politically motivated characters, because of Zagorski's (and possibly Kaempfer's) indifference, bordering on annoyance, towards politics it remains just that, good, even handed satire, with the real punches aimed at the spurious journalism that fills these TV & radio shows. And unfortunately for us, that is not satire. Severance it's an accurate appraisal of the industry."

Protect Insurance Companies

Tom Delay dancing

Parade for the pennant winners

On this date in 1932, the city of Chicago (led by Cub fan Mayor Anton Cermak) threw a ticker-tape parade for the pennant winning Chicago Cubs.

It's a moment captured forever on film.

The World Series against the Yankees turned out to be slightly anti-climatic. It's a good thing we do our parades before the World Series.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Worst Song Ever


"BP" chimes in on the Worst Song Ever discussion...

With all due respect, "Rose Garden" can't be mentioned in the same breath with the all time worst song ever placed on vinyl, "Afternoon Delight." This monstronity was #1 during a good portion of 1976. In one of biggest travesties in Grammy history, Starland Vocal Band beat out Boston for best new artist. In addition, they afflicted us with a TV variety show that ran during the summer of 1977. Both David Letterman and Jeff Alman participated in this televised roadkill. I'm sure both Dave and Jeff would advocate burning all evidence of that TV mistake that surely can be rationalized due to their youth and inexperience.

All excellent points.

Worst song ever

In this week's "Father Knows Nothing" column, I declared that "Rose Garden" by Lynn Anderson was the worst song of all time.

I've since had a few other suggestions, which have given me pause.

RP: Worst song...I'm sorry, but "Run Joey Run" by David Geddes is the worst song ever recorded.

AS: "Rose Garden” may be a steaming pile of dreck, but it still pales in comparison to the revulsion I feel for “Seasons in the Sun.” I assume Terry Jacks is a senior citizen now, so I’m trying not to have negative thoughts about what I would do if I ever met him.

Hmmm. Hard to dispute those choices.

Milton Bradley

Turns out he really was a clubhouse cancer.

Read this article on mlb.com. There are quotes from teammates Ryan Dempster, Reed Johnson, Ryan Theriot, Derek Lee, and Aramis Ramirez.

Bradley won't be coming back.

This reminds me very much of Sammy's departure. The Cubs finally say "Enough!" and do it in a very public way, thereby diminishing the value of the player to a point where they can't get anything for him. On the other hand, in this case, there isn't a GM in baseball who doesn't know about Bradley.

At this point, Hendry will take a bag of balls for him.

Wrapping up the birth announcment controversy

I had loads of fun with that birth announcement controversy this past week. Thanks again to Mary Schmich for writing a column about it. The story was picked up by scores of newspapers around the country, including USA Today. At least a half dozen radio shows in Chicago did bits on it too. I also appeared on Brian Noonan's show on WGN to talk about it.

But probably my favorite part of this story is that I'm now on Snopes.com. If you want to debunk someone that swears an idiot Cub fan actually named their child Waitle Nex Yeare, you can do it on Snopes.

A day of lasts

Two Cub Hall of Famers had memorable days on this date in history.



In 1983, Fergie Jenkins pitched in relief of Chuck Rainey and earned the 284th (and final) win of his career. A young 2B named Ryne Sandberg stole his 36th base of the season in that game.








In 1997, that same young 2B played his final game at Wrigley Field. The Cubs beat the Phillies that day 11-3. Ryne Sandberg singled in his last at-bat, and was replaced by pinch runner Miguel Cairo.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Father Knows Nothing

I just posted my latest Father Knows Nothing column at NWI Parent. It's called "Back to the 70s" and it's about a day I knew was coming: Fighting about haircuts.

You can read it here.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Chicago Radio Spotlight


I just posted my latest Chicago Radio Spotlight interview. This week I talk to WGN's Rick Kogan. Rick is also a great writer (he has written 12 books in addition to his great work with the Chicago Tribune), and part of the interview also includes a discussion of his writing.

Friday, September 18, 2009

More response


We got a ton of response today about Mary Schmich's column in the Tribune. Here are a few of my favorites...

From Yooper Bill...


"Just found out about your announcment, (I live in the U.P., and sometimes the dogsled express doesn't get through). I have had a bad couple of weeks, (agood friend lost her battle with Cancer), and you announcement was just what i needed. I laughed until I cried! God Bless you!"

From "AR"...


"I loved your ad and Schmick’s column. Those who are critical need to loosen up! We live in New Hampshire, but are mid-westerners. My husband has always loved the Cubs. We used to enjoy the Red Sox, but when they finally won the pennant, their fans became rude, mean and unbearable. We became anti-fans. I know that the people in the Midwest don’t have that meanness, so I hope the Cubs will pull it off one of these years! Always hopeful!"

From "BM"...

"The birth announcement was HILARIOUS!! Let's just hope and pray that lil' Waitle Nex is a heck of a lot better than her folks!"

From "BB"...

"Hilarious. The test of a good religion is the ability to poke fun at itself. If being a Cub's fan isn't a religious experience it is awful close. We believe in the unbelievable. We have faith that defies all reason. We have hope eternal. To quote the Joker, "I may be laughing on the outside but I am crying on the inside!" Well done guys!"

From "AR"...

"I didn't see the printed ad, but I got the joke right away. I'm a lifelong Cub fan and I thought it was funny and clever. Those who don't get the joke or are insulted by it really need to get themselves a sense of humor."

E-mails, we get e-mails...


Jon Switzer writes...



"I have only one thing to say and that is BRAVO!!! This is awesome. I am 59 years old and remember the Cubs when Dick Bertell was their catcher, when Carmen Fanzone played second AND the national anthem on his trumpet, when 650 people were at the Cubs game, when we had a right fielder named Johnny Callison and Wes Covington, college of coaches, and no lines to get into the game. I have been a Cub fan…even though we traded Lou Brock for Ernie Broglio. Thus, all that being said, I think this is hilarious! Keep up the great work. I have bookmarked this site! I will refer to it to many of my friends in business and life. Again, how hilarious! Must have been fun to do! Although sad …..but life is a game….and we need to remember it in this spirit you portray on here! Thanks a heap!!!!"

More birth announcement press

Many thanks to Mary Schmich of the Chicago Tribune for writing a column today about Dave and I, and our little birth announcement stunt.

The article is here: Absurd ad a way to say farewell to '09 season

Ernie & Sammy

They are the two greatest Cubs sluggers of all-time, and they both accomplished something memorable on this date in history.



In 1955, Ernie Banks hit his 5th grand slam of the season, becoming the first player in MLB history to accomplish that feat.






In 1999, Sammy Sosa hit his 60th home run of the season, becoming the first player in MLB history to accomplish that feat two years in a row.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

One tear for one bad season




Wear it over your heart to show what you're feeling.













Or wear it on your head to show what you're thinking.




Both are available in our fine little souvenir stand.

Dave's Facebook Status Update

My former Half-Empty and Bald Handbook co-writer Dave Stern has this as his status update today on Facebook...
"Avoid Rose M. in the 7th bay at the Elston Ave DMV. She asked me if I wanted 'Bald' listed for my hair color on my new drivers license. Great idea.....B****."

Ouch.

This week in...

1929

The Cubs are in the midst of a pennant winning season.

*As Lt James H Doolittle guides a Consolidated N-Y-2 Biplane over Mitchell Field in New York in the 1st all-instrument flight, the Pirates lose to the Boston Braves, which clinches the National League pennant for the Cubs. A few hours later Pat Malone shuts out the Giants in Wrigley for his 22nd win.


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1969

The Cubs are in the midst of one of their most memorable seasons.

*Fergie Jenkins wins his 21st game of the season, but the Cubs remain 4 1/2 games behind the first place Mets. That same day, "Sugar Sugar" by the Archies becomes the number 1 hit in the nation.


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1984

The Cubs are hoping to make the playoffs for the first time since World War 2.

*Lee Smith loses a heartbreaker at Wrigley Field to the Pirates 7-6, but the Cubs surpass 2 million in attendance for the first time in team history. Later that night, "The Cosby Show" debuts on NBC.



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1989

The Boys of Zimmer are taking Chicago by storm.

*As Puerto Rico attempts to recover from the devastation caused by Hurricane Hugo, Greg Maddux wins his 18th game of the season, a 9-1 smackdown of the Philadelphia Phillies at Wrigley Field. Andre Dawson hits a homer in the effort.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

e-$everance


My novel $everance is now available as an e-book for only $5.

You can pick up your copy here.

I am far too modest to praise it, but the Chicago Sun Times did call it "whiplash-fast choke-on-your-coffee funny."

Hilarious

The Blackout Game Part 2


On this date in 1977, the Cubs and Mets finally finished the game that was in progress when the entire city of New York went dark.

Guess who won?

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Duke

His name was Thomas Leo Simpson and he was born on this date in 1927.

His Cubs teammates called him Duke.

Read more about him here.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Best tennis point ever

This is truly miraculous...

Joke for a Monday morning


Contributed by "BP"




A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"

Little boy: "What the f*** do you think?"

A new division

On this date in 1993, MLB announced that the National League was going to be split into three separate divisions.

The Cubs were moved into the newly created NL Central, and with that move, their long-standing rivalry with New York Mets was greatly diminished.

But their rivalry with the Cardinals remained intact, and sadly, still exists to this date. (Don't look at the standings today...just don't do it.)

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Father Knows Nothing

I just posted my latest Father Knows Nothing column at NWI Parent. It's called "Immigration Integration," and it's about the memories of my own childhood that were sparked by Johnny's best friend moving to Poland.

You can read it here.