This is a funny post on mental floss, featuring nine very specific library rules, complete with photos of the signs to prove they are real.
1. Keep the door closed due to bats
2. No Balloons! (I love this one...that would be my rule everywhere)
3. Deface Material, Face Hard Time
4. No Unzipped Clothes
5. No Chewing on Headphone Cords.
6. DO NOT REACH ACROSS MY DESK!
7. No Bathing
8. No Reshelving, Even By Library Majors
9. No Use of Library as a Commercial Business
