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Thursday, February 14, 2013
Valentine's Day Tips From the Onion
One for the girls, and one for the guys.
Girls: Make his favorite home-cooked meal and leave a trail of it leading to the bed.
Guys: If you forgot to buy her flowers, just point at the closest tree and tell her you planted it for her years ago.
