Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack 2m
Oh cool, my wife gave me chores to do so now my day has a purpose, and that purpose is finding a divorce lawyer.
Jayson Stark @jaysonst 3m
Tim Lincecum finished spring training with 10.57 ERA. Giants "have to be worried," says one scout. "I saw a guy who looked lost out there."
Julie Hammerle @JulieHammerle 5m
Bad house decision #156: Why, knowing that we have a giant, disobedient, hairy dog, did we put light colored carpeting on the stairs?
Roger Simon @politicoroger 7m
I think President Obama is spending more time on contingency planning for North Korea these days than most people know.
Slate @Slate 13m
Too funny: Boston cops ineptly pretend to be punk rockers w/fake Twitter/Facebook/Gmail accounts--PHOTO: http://slate.me/YXsJBH
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome 21m
Ashley Judd has decided against a Congressional run. In a related story, Mitch McConnell isn't making any more movies.
Rolling Stone @RollingStone 33m
A letter John Lennon wrote to Paul and Linda McCartney will go up for auction this spring: http://rol.st/10Zs9Ib
CJ Nitkowski @CJNitkowski 39m
Few things depress me as much as Twitter's "similar to you" suggestions.
Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson 47m
The best colleges admit only successful students, offering no evidence the college itself forged the students' later success
Mark Edwards @markedwards 53m
Rush Limbaugh on Gay Marriage: 'We Lost’ - Host says conservatives let liberals redefine word 'marriage' | http://bit.ly/XM2izy
